suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

(via bastille)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via liightup)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via orgasm)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via shouldnt)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via suspend)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via bastille)