paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid, via sniffing)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via love-personal)

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via dutchster)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via refreshes)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps, via shouldnt)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via matvrity)