i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”
(via cartel)
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
(via thatsthat24)
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
(via cartel)
